Do You Think This Is A Game?

23 05 2008

1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it’s guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

1) “Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”

2) “Garbage chute. Really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!”

3) “They’re saying, “Jack, go to the liquor store and findeth the Jack of Daniels so that ye may be shitfaced!”

4) “I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack… while I was pregnant. Other than that, I’m fine.”

5) “Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.”

6) “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”

7) “Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.”

8) “Telephone call? Telephone call? That’s communication with the outside world. Doctor’s *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey – all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.”

9) “What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green.”

10) “You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!”

11) “Yes, I did it, I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much… That… it… it… flam – flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heaving… breath – , heaving breaths. Heaving breath…”

12) “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

13) “Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin’ monkey temples, and that’s just for starters, right? Fine! I’m back! I’m ready, goddammit let me at ’em!”

14) “You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you don’t even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don’t even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away, make you something different in an instant. It happened to me.”

15) “In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”

16) “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”

17) “You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can’t start some shit?”

18) “I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn’t easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he’s a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.”

19) “I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”

20) “No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!”

Have at it.  As the Japanese say, “Ganbare!”